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This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.

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nymphtrash:

i have a strong appreciation for the sea tbh

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chilled:

when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet

 

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sassykardashian:

my heart says yes but my bank balance says no

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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

image

image

that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

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tokingwitharafat:

a story from my dad the lawyer

when my dad was in his mid 20s and just starting out as a lawyer he had a client who was accused of being a pimp…the client asked him what he should wear to court and my dad says “just normal business clothes”

the man showed up in a lavender suit, alligator shoes, and an old school fedora with a feather in it

the jury convicted him in ten minutes

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florels:

the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

florels:

the diversity of colours is amazing oh my

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surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

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cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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